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seonerd — technical SEO consultant, 1 human, 0 fluff

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→ help small & mid-sized sites rank, load fast, & make money

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SEO for people who read
the marketing fluff actual docs.

I'm a one-person, technically-obsessed SEO consultant. I audit your site, find the things that are actually broken, and hand you a plan you (or your dev) can ship. Custom pricing only — every site is different, so quotes come after I look at yours.

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clients

100+

avg traffic lift

2.4x

turnaround

retainer fee

services

I do three things.
Well.

No "SEO packages." No 60-page reports. Just focused, technical work on the parts of your site that actually move the needle.

audit.js audit

technical + on-page diagnosis

Site audit

Crawl, profile, and stress-test your site. Find what's slowing you down, what's confusing crawlers, and what's silently killing your rankings.

Core Web Vitals indexing schema redirects

keywords.json research

find the queries worth winning

Keyword strategy

Real keyword research — built around your niche, competitors, and the search intents you can realistically capture this quarter, not 18 months from now.

intent map SERP gap long-tail topical clusters

roadmap.md plan

prioritized growth actions

Growth roadmap

A ranked list of moves: what to fix, what to publish, what to build. Time-boxed, dev-friendly, and tied to outcomes you can actually measure.

priorities content brief internal links tech tickets

process

How a project runs.

Short feedback loops, async by default, written deliverables you can actually re-read six months from now.

You send your URL.

Drop your site and a few lines about what you're trying to grow. I look at it (free) and reply with a short, honest read on whether I can help — and what the scope would look like.

Quote & scope.

Based on your site's size, stack, and goals, I send a written quote. Flat fee, no hourly meter, no surprise invoices. You say yes or you don't — no follow-up sales emails.

I do the work.

Deep audit, keyword work, competitor pass, content gap, technical checks. I share progress as I go in a shared doc — no waiting until the end to see what's happening. Tools I use: Ahrefs, Screaming Frog, GSC, PageSpeed, Lighthouse.

You get the deliverable.

A clean, dev-friendly document with prioritized actions, content briefs, and technical tickets. Plain English. Async Q&A for two weeks after delivery, on the house.

the plan

One plan. Built for you.

Every site has different bottlenecks. Instead of locking you into a template, I scope the work to what your site actually needs and quote a flat fee.

plan/custom_audit.md flagship

the seonerd package

The Deep Dive

A full technical & strategic SEO engagement, scoped specifically to your site. You bring the URL and the goal — I bring the audit, the keyword work, the competitor analysis, the content plan, and the prioritized roadmap your team can ship.

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custom pricing · contact for quote

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Free pre-audit — I look at your site first & share notes before any payment

Full technical audit — crawl, indexing, speed, schema, Core Web Vitals

On-page diagnosis — titles, meta, headings, content depth, internal links

Keyword strategy — intent-mapped targets w/ difficulty & opportunity scores

Competitor breakdown — who's winning your SERPs & why

Content roadmap — what to write, in what order, with briefs

Prioritized tickets — dev-ready action items, ranked by impact

Async Q&A — two weeks of follow-up after delivery, no extra charge

Why custom pricing? A 5-page brochure site and a 5,000-URL store are not the same job. I quote based on what your site actually needs so you don't overpay for work you don't need — or get undersold a package that won't move the needle.

why a nerd

Built by someone who reads the docs.

Most SEO agencies optimize for signing retainers. I optimize for shipping work that compounds. That means fewer slides, fewer meetings, and a lot more time spent actually digging through your site's data.

I started seonerd because I got tired of seeing small site owners get sold $2k/month "growth packages" that boiled down to a content calendar and three backlinks. You deserve technical answers to technical problems — not a Powerpoint.

Every project starts with a free pre-audit so you can see how I think before you commit. If we're not a fit, I'll tell you and recommend someone who is. Honest is faster than fancy.

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Show, don't pitch. The free pre-audit speaks for itself.
Async over agency. No standing meetings. Written deliverables you can re-read.
Custom over template. Every quote is tied to your actual site, your actual stack.
One-time over retainer. Pay once, get the plan, ship the plan. Come back when it's time.
Plain English over jargon. If your dev or marketer can't read it, I rewrote it.
Truth over upsell. If you don't need me, I'll say so on the pre-audit.

contact

Send me your URL.

Tell me a bit about your site and your goals. I'll come back within 48 hours with a free pre-audit and a flat-fee quote — no obligation, no follow-up spam.

SEO for people who read the marketing fluff actual docs.

I do three things.Well.